Carmen: "Sit! Good boy."

Carmen taunts the Player.

Carmen: "I got away again, Player."
Player: "I can catch you, Carmen."
Carmen: "Go ahead, try. This should be fun."

The Player picks Ivy to catch Carmen.

Chief: "Ok, let's bust a move Player. Pick a detective. And this time, make it good."
Ivy: "Hello Player. Thanks for picking me. I've got a grudge to settle with that Carmen Sandiego."
Chief: "Hoah, check it out now. The Player is giving you a partner, partner."
Ivy: "Player, I can handle anything Carmen throws at me, by myself."
Chief: "Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, you simply must learn to accessorize."

Ivy gets a partner, Zack.

Ivy: "Chief, the last thing I need is... Zack! My brother Zack?"
Zack: "Hey Ivy! You working this case with me?"
Ivy: "Correction, you are working this case with me, little brother."
Zack: "Yo Playmeister, wassup?"

Zack and Ivy don't like the C-5 corridor.

Zack: "Yeah? Well I've got a saying too. If it doesn't have a seatbelt and an in-flight movie, I don't fly it."
Ivy: "You know Chief, the C-5 corridor doesn't always get us exactly where we have to go."
Chief: "So sue me, it's got a few minor glitches. But on the upside, while you travel the Player can call up information to help solve the case. Now, let's blow this motherboard! Technology, you've got to love it."

V.I.L.E. henchman Touriste Classe checks in with Carmen.

Touriste Classe: "Eh Boss, you there? Those two teenagers from the Acme Detective Agency are already here."
Carmen: "Is my little surprise waiting for them at the scene of the crime?"
Touriste Classe: "Ha ha ha, check."
Carmen: "Get out of the country, now."

Ivy safety tip while chasing Touriste Classe.

Ivy: "C'mon! Slap on a brainbucket and let's go stamp his passport."

The Chief thinks Ivy is a little grumpy.

Chief: "Aw, get up on the wrong side of the web this morning, did we Charlotte?"

The detectives C-5 into the van Gogh museum.

Museum Curator: "The museum is closed. How did you get in without me hearing you?"
Zack: "Don't tax your noggin. That's why they call 'em sneakers."
Ivy: "Zack!"

Carmen's clue.

Carmen Robot: "I had the biggest nose, but I might be lying. I had the biggest nose, but I might be lying."
Zack: "Check it out Ivy. It's booby trapped, hit the deck!"
Ivy: "Get up Zack. It's just Carmen taunting us, as usual. But it's got to be a clue."

Zack and Ivy analyze Carmen's clue.

Zack: "Maybe we're picking the wrong noses."
Ivy: "Ewe, Zack!"

Ivy discusses her brother's gracefulness.

Ivy: "Nice going Baryshnikov!"

Zack and Ivy try to outrun Carmen's henchmen in Egypt.

Ivy: "We can't outrun them with the two of us on this hovercraft."
Zack: "Trust me. We could outrun those dorfbugs on an anorexic turtle."

What? Huh?

Ivy: "Hey! Look at what that henchman had in his pocket, pesetas."
Zack: "Yeah, and marbles don't float in catsup. So what?"
Ivy: "So, sometimes I can actually hear your mind come to a grinding halt, little bro."

Zack figures it out but Ivy is still clueless.

Zack: "Hello! Anybody home? Do a few cerebrum sit-ups Ivy. Who's got the most famous smile in the world?"
Ivy: "Ahh, Tom Cruise."

Ivy compliments her little bro.

Ivy: "Zack, you are a genius."
Zack: "Oh yes, I am. Now, if I only knew where the 'Mona Lisa' was."

Carmen surprises Zack and Ivy at the Louvre.

Carmen: "Ah, my favorite detectives."

Zack, Ivy, and the art of camouflage.

Ivy: "'Pretend we're statues, he'll never see us.' Ugh! What were you thinking!"
Zack: "I thought we'd blend right in."
Ivy: "Oh sure, all two thousand year old statues wear high-tops and jeans."
Zack: "Hey, I didn't hear you come up with anything better sis."

Ivy breaks down the door.

Ivy: "How many times have I told you, ugh, don't, ugh [thud], call me, ugh [thud], sis! Ugh [thud]."
Zack: "[Gulp] Okay, okay. You've made your point."
Ivy: "Good. Zack."

Carmen takes control of the airwaves.

Chief: "Heere's Carmen!"
Carmen: "I have proven that I'm the world's greatest thief, time after time."
Ivy: "What's that? On the wall, behind Carmen?"
Zack: "Player, can you enhance those cave drawings?"
Carmen: "Now, I have stolen the best parts from the world's greatest paintings, and put them all together."

The gloat heard 'round the world.

Carmen: "Now I will unveil my masterpiece for you, and then I'll keep it forever in my private art museum."

If it wasn't for those meddling kids...

Carmen: "Those detectives have only managed to delay the moment I will unveil my masterpiece to the world."
Touriste Classe: "Yes, I've got it right here, Carmen. Ha ha. Safe and sound."
Ivy: "Well, I guess we showed Carmen this time."
Zack: "Did you do something totally ingenious, Ivy?"
Touriste Classe: "What?!"
Ivy: "I did a little artwork of my own."
Carmen: "Touché."
Ivy: "She shoots..."
Zack: "...she scores!"
Ivy: "Yes! I guess we make a pretty hot team after all, huh little bro?"
Zack: "Ahh, you can log me in as your partner anytime si.. I mean Ivy."
Ivy: "Thanks, Zack."

Carmen and the Player.

Carmen: "I stole some of the finest art in the world."
Player: "But I got it back!"
Carmen: "Next time you may not be so lucky."
Player: "Next time I may just catch you."
Carmen: "Until then, Player."