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SCAVENGER HUNT
Written by: Melanie Williams and Perry Adleman


Carmen breaks into the GSA vault.

Carmen: "Excuse me, maybe you can help. I'm looking for a special gift. Never mind, I'll find it myself."
Guard: "Oh no! Carmen Sandiego! Get the police! The military!"
Carmen: "Hmm, not really my color. Oh, that's more like it. I've been meaning to get one of these."
Cop: "Freeze, Carmen. Your escape route is cut off."
Carmen: "Don't be ridiculous, gentlemen, nets are for entrances not exits."

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The cops then the military chase Carmen over Washington.

Pilot: " We have Carmen Sandiego."
Computer: "Washington Police are in pursuit."
Carmen: "Correction computer, were in pursuit."
Pilot: "What? This is bigger than the police, over."

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The Player and Carmen.

Carmen: "Today is a very special day for me, Player, and it's starting out just right."
Player: "Before it's over you'll be behind bars, Carmen, guaranteed."

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The hunt is on.

Carmen: "That's better. Now, I've got a little game that might interest you two. Here's a clue list. Five things I plan to steal. Come midnight, we'll see who has the most items. Till then, detectives."
Ivy: "A scavenger hunt? Why would Carmen want to play a party game with us?"

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A Carmen Clue.

Carmen: "I'd like to stay and egg you on, but I'm rushin' against the clock. I'd like to stay and egg you on, but I'm rushin' against the clock."

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Zack enjoyed Carmen's egg clue too much.

Ivy: "Zack, you make Humpty Dumpty look like Baryshnikov."
Zack: "Yeah, but I made an egg-ceedingly great shot."
Ivy: "Come on, let's go, and no more egg jokes."

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Zack tells us who his fave tv action heroes are.

Zack: "Now what do we do?"
Ivy: "Make like our favorite tv action heroes."
Zack: "Yeah, great idea."
Ivy: "Kiya! Kiya!"
Henchman: "Come here, you!"
Zack: "Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Nuh-nuh-nuh! Hey, Moe! A leaky faucet!"
Henchman: "What? Hey! Why, you!"
Ivy: "Come on. The Three Stooges, Zack? The Three Stooges?"

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Please, no more egg jokes...

Ivy: "Ha ha! Let's see... that was up the stairs, off the ice, through the arch, and on to the minute hand."
Zack: "Ivy, hurry!"
Ivy: "We're too late, little bro."
Zack: "I mean hurry and help me!"
Ivy: "Don't worry. Fifteen minutes and the big hand will have you right back up to the top."
Zack: "Ivy, wait! Wait, okay! Ivy, I'll do anything!"
Ivy: "Anything? Like no more egg puns?"
Zack: "Okay, okay. I promise, big time. Phew. I'm a mere shell of the man I was before that horrible egg-sperience."
Ivy: "Zack..."
Zack: "Really, if you weren't so egg-stremely punctual, the yolk would have been on me."
Ivy: "Zack!"

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A Carmen Clue.

Chief: "South of Cairo, near a river delta, to the east, lies a monument to the King."

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At Graceland talking about Elvis' car.

Zack: "Hey, that's the pink Cadillac he once gave to his mother."
Ivy: "And there it goes, but that's not his mother."

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Zack falls of the motorcycle.

Ivy: "You okay?"
Zack: "Sure, the ground broke my fall."

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The detectives confront Carmen.

The Detectives: "Surprise!"
Ivy: "Happy Birthday, Carmen."
Carmen: "How did you ever know?"
Zack: "We pulled up your dossier and realized today is your birthday."
Armando: "Very clever, stealing a few world famous gifts to give yourself, Carmen."
Ivy: "Then having us get the rest and bring them together in one spot so you could steal them all before midnight."
Carmen: "I knew you'd figure it out, detectives."
Zack: "Well, here's another little present to make the surprise complete."
Carmen: "You're missing the point, Zack. The surprise is on you."
Zack: "Huh?"
Ivy: "Hang on to her cuffs, Zack."
Tatyanna: "Don't let her get away!"
Carmen: "Thanks for my gifts, detectives. Sorry there won't be cake and ice cream."
Zack: "How does she always do this?"

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She gets away, again.

Carmen: "Birthdays are fun, aren't they, detectives?"
Zack: "Glad you think so, Carmen, cause you're going to spend your next twenty birthdays behind bars."
Ivy: "Get your hands in the air where we can see them."
Zack: "We don't want any pop-off, flip-up, flame-off escape tricks this time."
Carmen: "I know both of you all too well to need an escape like that tonight."
    [Carmen throws the Fabergé Egg into the water and Ivy dives for it.] Ivy: "No!"
Zack: "I guess you don't know me well enough, Carmen. I'm still here."
Carmen: "Oh, I know you better than anyone, Zack. I remember when we crossed paths in Africa how you hated reptiles. Like the one over your right shoulder."
Zack: "I'm not falling for that old snake-over-your-right-shoulder routine, Carmen. I'm way too smart for that... aaah! A snake!"
Carmen: "Next year, the clues won't be so easy!"

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The Player and Carmen.

Player: "How did you know for sure Ivy would go for the Fabergé Egg instead of you, Carmen?"
Carmen: "With every birthday you get a little older and a little wiser, Player. Maybe on your next birthday you'll catch me, but I doubt it."

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until next crime
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