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Carmen at Mont-Saint-Michel, France.

Carmen: "A famous English poet, John Donne, once said, 'No man is an island.' But I say this woman should definitely have one."

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Carmen runs into Zack's barrier.

Carmen: "Well, well. A welcoming committee."

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The Chief and Zack watch Carmen evade the Zack Attack 20,000.

Chief: "Oh, she is so good."
Zack: "But not as good as my new Zack Attack 20,000 security system."

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Carmen gloats after she steals Mont-Saint-Michel.

Carmen: "Au revoir. It was a nice try detectives but face it, both of you together are no match for the greatest thief of all time."

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Carmen and the Player.

Player: With Zack's new security program, your days are numbered, Carmen.
Carmen: A computer only knows what it's been programed to know, Player. A mind can think up infinite possibilities. Care to bet on who the winner will be this crime?

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Zack is interviewed about the Zack Attack 20,000.

Reporter: "Your new computerized security system has been installed to protect priceless objects at the Louvre Museum in France, the Forbidden City in China, and other world wide historical landmarks."
Reporter: "But how can you insure that there will be no more mistakes like last night?"
Zack: "I personally guarantee the Zack Attack 20,000 will capture Carmen Sandiego red handed. As long as my sister Ivy doesn't, uh, get in the way again."
Ivy: "When you're ready to get back to work I'll see you at Acme little bro. I hope your head still fits through the C-5 corridor!"
Zack: "Hey, big sisters. Can't live with them, can't reprogram them."

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Zack boasts to reporters. Why would anyone say this?

Zack: "I've devised a system that Carmen Sandiego will never crack."
[Carmen watches and laughs]

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The C-5 to Italy.

Chief: "Okay my quibbling siblings listen up. You're kicking it from USA to Italy. The country that's part peninsula, shaped like a boot. Something in a high heel."

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Ivy is sick and tiered of the Zack Attack 20,000.

Ivy: "You hack Zack, I'll attack!"

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When egos clash...

Ivy: "We'll see who catches Carmen first, little bro!"
Zack: "Fine! Then it's you against my Zack Attack 20,000 Ivy. And may the best detective win."

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Ivy jumps from Sara Bellum's helicopter.

Ivy: "I hate to flip and skip professor, but this is one class I'm cutting."

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The Chief is worried about Zack's attitude towards his sister.

Chief: "Hello! The brain surgeon called, your parts are in!"

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Ivy asks the Player for a little help from someone other than Zack who speaks Italian.

Marco: "Ivy?"
Ivy: "Marco!"
Marco: "Italians crush millions of pounds of grapes a year to make our world famous wines, but I've never seen it done with a backside before."
Ivy: "It's a long story."
Marco: "And it's been too long since that time we chased Carmen down the Amazon river together. Hop on! We'll go catch up on old times."
Ivy: "Perfect choice, Player. Thanks. I need a little translation Marco, and don't ever tell Zack I asked."

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Carmen wants Zack to find her.

Chief: "Yes! Ivy's checking in."
Ivy: "Chief! Carmen has stolen the Bodi tree. She..."
Zack: "Carmen's got Ivy, Chief!"
Carmen: "But it's you I wanted Zack. There are so many great thinkers we both admire. Come find me. We'll speak of things to come."
Zack: "Ivy! Ivy!"

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Zack frees his sister.

Ivy: "Come on! Carmen would never expect us to climb a straight wall of solid granite."
Zack: "Right. She's got to figure nobody is that dumb."

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Carmen and Sara watch Zack and Ivy climb.

Sarah Bellum: "Ah, right on schedule."
Carmen: "Monitor his every reaction, Professor. Then input it into the final program. I'll know more about how he designed the Zack Attack 20,000 than he knows."

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Zack and Ivy jump and the computer goes bye-bye.

Zack: "Aaaa! Ivy!"
Ivy: "Caught you."
Zack: "Oh no! My computer!"
Carmen: "Hmm. That kind of stunt is unusual for Zack."

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Carmen escapes again.

Carmen: "I've got to hand it to you for using Sarah Bellum's robot against her. Turnabout is fair play, kids."
Ivy: "Just goes to show, sometimes it's not what you already know that counts.."
Zack: "...but what you can think of right on the spot."
Carmen: "Sometimes".

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Philosophical Carmen.

Player: "I guess Zack and Ivy taught you a lesson, eh, Carmen?"
Carmen: "A wise man once said, 'I am defeated and know it only when I meet a human being from whom I am unable to learn... anything.' Until next crime, Player."

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until next crime
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