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SKULL AND DOUBLE-CROSSBONES
Written by: Doug Molitor


The Player and Carmen.

Player: "What? No bragging about your latest crime, Carmen?"
Carmen: "Me? I'm not the only thief in the world, Player."
Player: "But I've got a hunch you're in this somehow. I'll figure it out."
Carmen: "You haven't a ghost of a chance."

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Zack already has his speech prepared.

Zack: "I accept this detective of the year award and I want to thank all the little people who made it possible."
Ivy: "Oh, please. You didn't win yet, Zack."
Zack: "Hey, hey. You and Jasmine are good but face it Iv, I'm good and good looking. You're road pizza. Yeah, may the best man win."

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The Chief tells us about Mary Read and Anne Bonny.

Chief: "Records say they dressed like men. And when they were finally captured, they were defending the ship alone! All the real men had run below deck. Sorry, Zack."

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Carmen steals the HMS Swan.

Carmen: "Haul anchor and blow marlin spikes for high seas, men."

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A shark chases the detectives.

Zack: "Oh, man! We're sushi!"

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The detectives capture and question Rip Shipoff.

Rip: "Blasted, you young milk-gaggers"
Ivy: "What's Carmen doing with the cannons and pirate ship?"
Rip: "She's pulling off a robbery. The likes of which you'll never figure out you long haired chum."
Parrot: "Macaw! Macaw!"
Rip: "Shut your blabbering gob, you. You'll give Carmen away!"
Parrot: "Macaw! Greatest pirate in history!"

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Rip Shipoff threatens his bird after he blabs.

Rip: "Your feathers'll do for a nice pillow, you mutinous magpie!"

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Zack tries to warn the Akula's captain.

Zack: "[in Russian] That's no ghost! It's Carmen Sandiego! And she isn't attacking your sub, she's stealing it!"

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The Akula is boarded by Carmen's henchmen.

Zack: "You can't just steal a submarine!"
Henchman: "Aye, mate. You're right. I can't but Carmen Sandiego can."

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Carmen kicks the Akula crew off her new sub.

Zack: "You won't get away with this!"
Carmen: "I already have, Zack. Bon Voyage. Cut the lines."

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Carmen prepares to leave.

Carmen: "Prepare to dive, men."

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Carmen tries to leave but Zack has stopped her.

Henchman #1: "We're not moving!"
Carmen: "Did someone forget to disengage the boarding lines?"
Henchman #2: "I'll get the lines."
Carmen: "Never mind. That abandoned pirate ship has served its purpose. Dive at full speed."

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Carmen, enjoying this crime.

Carmen: "I love it when a crime comes together!"

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Ivy tries to stop Carmen.

Ivy: "Stop the dive, Carmen!"
Carmen: "Well, well. I never suspected I'd be boarded by pirates."

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Jasmine and Ivy have her, but turn their backs.

Jasmine: "I radioed the navy."
Carmen: "Very impressive Ivy, Jasmine. You know there's always room for two more on my crew."
Ivy: "Sorry, Carmen. I don't think I'd like the taste of prison food."

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Carmen depressed? The Chief pops-up on her monitor as she escapes.

Chief: "Ahoy, matey! Looks like those detectives took the wind out of your sails, eh Carmen?"
Carmen: "Chief, haul your anchor off my frequency. I'm not in the mood."
Chief: "Take a long walk off a short plank."

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The Player and Carmen.

Player: "I torpedoed your plans for your own pirate sub, Carmen."
Carmen: "You may have stopped me from proving I'm the greatest pirate in history this time, but that doesn't mean I'm through with oceangoing crimes yet, Player."

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until next crime
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