ALL FOR ONE
Written by: Bruce Shelly and Reed Shelly
Al and Dara botch the job.
Dara Riska: "It's all your fault!"
Al Loy: "It's all your fault! I didn't need you to..."
Dara Riska: "My fault? I didn't need you!"
Al Loy: "Look!"
Dara Riska: "Carmen!"
Carmen: "So, two of my loyal staff decided to pull a job on their own, hmm? I would never have planned such a disorganized crime. Now get on or get caught."
[Dara and Al fight as they hop onto the bike]
Carmen: "Oh, stop it! I should leave you here for the police!"
The Player and Carmen.
Player: "Two of your clods in crime, almost got you caught, Carmen."
Carmen: "That's because they didn't heed my cardinal rule, Player. 'Think out your plan like a woman of action. Then act out your plan like a woman of thought.'"
Ivy tries to make sense of the attempted robbery.
Ivy: "But, Chief it doesn't add up."
Chief: "Okay, I'll re-check my addition."
Ivy: "Carmen would never try to steal something just because it's worth a lot of money."
Chief: "Well, in fact, eye-witnesses do say Carmen didn't exactly show up until the robbery was botched by Dara Riska and Al Loy, two of her more hot-headed henchmen."
Be careful when you run errands for pretty ladies.
Boy: "Acme detectives! Pretty lady said to give you this."
Zack: "It's from Carmen!"
Ivy: "She's here?"
A Carmen Clue.
Carmen: "No free rides this crime. You'll have to work for this one."
Zack: "Unidentified floating object off the port bow."
Ivy: "Object identified. Special delivery clue from Carmen Sandiego."
Ivy: "You okay?"
Zack: "Uh, sure. The ground broke my fall. If it's bad news, I don't want to hear it."
Ivy: "Don't mind him. Go ahead, Chief."
Carmen steals the code of Hammurabi.
Zack: "Whoa! That's the oldest set of written laws ever found, huh, Chief?"
Ivy: "What good is a set of laws to a law breaker like Carmen?"
What Carmen is trying to do is...
Ivy: "Okay, but if Carmen's trying to teach her team how to work together, how does Hammurabi's code fit in?"
Zack: "It's a reminder of how people have always followed laws to get along together, and Carmen's word is her henchmen's law."
Carmen gives the troops a little pep talk...
Carmen: "There's a famous saying that goes, 'a chain is only as strong as its weakest link', and I don't want any weak links in my chain tonight. VILE team members work together how I tell you, when I tell you."
Dara Riska: "You're the weak link in this chain."
Al Loy: "Hey, I'll out do you any day, Dara."
Carmen: "Now let's go seal this landmark the way it should be stolen."
Henchmen: "Go VILE!"
Zack takes Al Loy's place.
Ivy: "You've got to stall her until I can loosen this collar."
Tim Burr: "Pump 3, what's going on over there? Your side is too low."
Zack: "No, uh, your side is to high."
Carmen: "What's going on? Why aren't you working as a team?"
Zack: "Uh, Carmen, it's ah, Tim and Dara. Those guys are total geekwads."
Carmen: "What? Who is that?"
Zack: "Ah... I can't hear you. Ah, too much static!"
Ivy corners Carmen.
Ivy: "Hiding in the shadows, Carmen? I understand. That's how I always feel when my team looses."
Carmen: "And you'd know about that, Ivy."
Ivy: "Don't be a sore loser. Zack and I just make a better team than your goons."
Carmen: "I'd love to stay here on the sidelines and chat, Ivy, but this game just went into overtime."
How do they get those items back to their original locations?
Zack: "Oh, Ivy... how are we supposed to get this thing back to Norway?"
Ivy: "Stroke! Stroke!"
Zack: "Ah, wise guy, eh?"
A parting shot from Carmen.
Carmen: "I guess all work and no play wasn't the right game plan for me after all. Well, next time detectives. Next time."
The Player and Carmen.
Player: "You trained hard, Carmen. But my team was better."
Carmen: "It wasn't the Olympics, Player. And I don't have to wait two years to win my next gold. Until next crime..."